tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-353022732011-04-21T16:57:44.938-07:00This is where you can post the scandalous details of your sexploits with the wonderful Wonkette! Please do make them as sensational as possible! Malkin, Patterico and even Ace are too classy to engage in this sort of doucheblogging, so I had to create this forum here.Dan Collinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18003419431016626023noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35302273.post-1159635204609633722006-09-30T09:49:00.000-07:002006-09-30T09:53:24.616-07:00I'll never forget that time I met Wonkette at the Kos do, and insinuated myself into her company. I invited her up to my room for a nightcap and a couple of Rohypnol. After awhile, we got comfortable, and I got her clothes off, and started making sweet love to Wonkette. Just as she was beginning to climax, she shouted out, "Hairy reed! Oh, hairy reed!"<br /><br />Yeah, I brought her off with my big, hairy reed.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35302273-115963520460963372?l=bonkette.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dan Collinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18003419431016626023noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35302273.post-1159631006520078262006-09-30T08:41:00.000-07:002006-09-30T08:43:26.526-07:00Oh, you wicked, wicked Wonkette! We've all had you, in elevators, parking lots, and at the blogger conferences and Dem fundraisers. You know it's true. Here's where we get to tell our stories, you naughty thing.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35302273-115963100652007826?l=bonkette.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dan Collinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18003419431016626023noreply@blogger.com1