Oh, Wicked Wonkette!
Oh, you wicked, wicked Wonkette! We've all had you, in elevators, parking lots, and at the blogger conferences and Dem fundraisers. You know it's true. Here's where we get to tell our stories, you naughty thing.
This is where you can post the scandalous details of your sexploits with the wonderful Wonkette! Please do make them as sensational as possible! Malkin, Patterico and even Ace are too classy to engage in this sort of doucheblogging, so I had to create this forum here.
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I was on the crapper at Pacific Park in Santa Monica when I heard a voice saying "Oh, Eric Mueller! I love it when you touch me like that!"
I did my best to unload the bad shrimp burrito I was battling at the time and hightail it out of there, and as I burst out of the stall, I almost ran right smack into George Michael. As I dodged him, I noticed Eric was wiping his chin.
I'd been trying to forget about that.
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