Hairy Reed

I'll never forget that time I met Wonkette at the Kos do, and insinuated myself into her company. I invited her up to my room for a nightcap and a couple of Rohypnol. After awhile, we got comfortable, and I got her clothes off, and started making sweet love to Wonkette. Just as she was beginning to climax, she shouted out, "Hairy reed! Oh, hairy reed!"

Yeah, I brought her off with my big, hairy reed.